You know a new sem just started when:

1) Zen is on charging mode
2) New diary needs to be bought
3) Usual wash up & grooming time automatically reduces from 1hr to 20min
4) Frequency of checking school email increases from once a month to once a day
5) 2hr travelling time becomes a breeze again
6) Alarm is set to 6am
7) Brain stops working by 3pm
8) Subject registration page is refreshed every 2 seconds
9) Cravings for chinese/western/jap/korean/indo/thai food are satisfied in the school canteen
10) You have no strength for anywhere else but home

and number 11: MY EYE BAGS BECOME HIDEOUS AND I CARRY THAT PERPETUAL TIRED LOOK.

anyway, to those who know my brother, don't tell him I bao toh him over blogger k. later next time no more juicy stories for you all :D

aiyah but he know or not also neh-mind. i write about the other brother lor...they have a collection of hilarious stories anyway.

which reminds me. the little brother used to think that our belly buttons are called holes. when he was 13 years old. then I told him, go grab a scissors and jab it into your stomach, then you'll know what's called a hole.